"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"
so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them
if any of you are concerned that my travels are delaying updates, i would like to paint a sad picture for you: in this hostel in the middle of san francisco’s clubbing district i am currently surrounded by approximately 75 extremely drunk international travelers playing beer pong and dancing and occasionally sparing confused glances at me as i sit here, speed-typing fanfiction, dressed in harry potter pajamas and eating off of a giant block of trader joe’s cheese.
THE THINGS I DO FOR MY ART
by the end of 2014 i hope for world peace and for andrew garfield to shave the small ecosystem growing on his face