therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

firewonk:

same

elfpen:

coalasinmybed:

pupuceplus:

There are many things I love about How to train your dragons movies. But what I love most  is in the first movie despite being an animation movie for kids  told that war and bravery have consequences : Hiccup lost a leg. 
Now the second movie is going to portray a young disable hero! it’s rare and it is portraying in a postive way. 
I also love how the female characters in httyd movies are strong; badass but they can be sweet , loving and feminines too. It’s not one way or another , they are both.  it’s rare too.

And better than that, viking women are raised exactly like the men, you can notice it by how Astrid and Ruff can be stupid and violent like the boys. The only thing that separates boys and girls in HTTYD are their genderparts and only. Everyone battles, too.

Yes! And can we talk about lovely Valka here for a second? Before the second trailer came out, some people were talking about how she must be very flat-chested because her costume doesn’t show anything there, but of course if you’ve seen the stills of her without her armor on, you’ll know that she definitely does have breasts.
That of course means that Dreamworks has actually designed armor for a woman that is actual armor.As in, it is designed to protect, not just show off boobs in a case of leather or metal. 
THANK YOU DREAMWORKS

elfpen:

coalasinmybed:

pupuceplus:

There are many things I love about How to train your dragons movies. But what I love most  is in the first movie despite being an animation movie for kids  told that war and bravery have consequences : Hiccup lost a leg. 

Now the second movie is going to portray a young disable hero! it’s rare and it is portraying in a postive way. 

I also love how the female characters in httyd movies are strong; badass but they can be sweet , loving and feminines too. It’s not one way or another , they are both.  it’s rare too.

And better than that, viking women are raised exactly like the men, you can notice it by how Astrid and Ruff can be stupid and violent like the boys. The only thing that separates boys and girls in HTTYD are their genderparts and only. Everyone battles, too.

Yes! And can we talk about lovely Valka here for a second? Before the second trailer came out, some people were talking about how she must be very flat-chested because her costume doesn’t show anything there, but of course if you’ve seen the stills of her without her armor on, you’ll know that she definitely does have breasts.

That of course means that Dreamworks has actually designed armor for a woman that is actual armor.As in, it is designed to protect, not just show off boobs in a case of leather or metal. 

THANK YOU DREAMWORKS

hi:

thefaultinourunicorns:

hi:

hot guy working at Starbucks drew a smiley face on my cup, it’s official we’re getting married

i heard your wedding was on february the 30th

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"I’m sorry I’m busy I have an unpopular tumblr account to run"
— me every day (via tdfanatic)

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

dragimal:

mistletease:

makeshipsnotwar:

eyeslikedust:

thefandomedson:

mage-thing-of-breath:

lodeman:

fairythoughtless:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

no her name means never give up

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

buT GUYS

(Source: vogelbird)